Saturday, May 29, 2010
A day of a monk...
A poor 65 years old Buddhist monk in Thailand was found lying unconscious in the wilderness near the monastery which he was living in. Beside him was a 3 - 4 years old female pregnant dog tied to a tree. O.o Holy shit, was the poor monk being attacked by the dog? Or was he scared out of his daylights because he saw a dog tied there in the wilderness? Or maybe he just fainted due to hydration while walking there and the dog just happens to be nearby? Nevertheless, investigation was made to uncover the truth.
Initial results shows that the monk is not harmed in any way. Phew, what a relief~ Next, what about that dog? What is she doing there? Apparently, the dog just had sex. Hmm... Now there, please do not assumed that the monk fainted when he saw the sex scene the female dog had. Because, the one that fuckED the dog is none other than that pretentious holy bastard!!
Guess what, that monk ended his vows of chastity during his sexual experience with that dog and got overly excited, he fainted. (Double facepalm, anyone?). Traces of the monk semen was found at the genitals of the dog and the cloths of the monk. And to make things worst (or better), he actually has got lubricant prepared (He is one VERY considerate man indeed. If ONLY he is not a monk AND the partner is not a DOG!). Oh wait, that was the washing detergent from the kitchen of the monastery used as makeshift lubricant. =.=;; Seriously, this is really WTF. Actually, the whole thing is WTF.
Damn man, of all types of people in the world, why has it got to be a monk? I am seriously speechless. And I wonder what is the thought of the Abbot of the monastery.
Oh, did I mentioned that the dog was pregnant? Now, it makes me wonder who the dad of the pups would be? Huh? Nooooooooooo. *Puke
Ciaossu~
Friday, May 28, 2010
Dragonica
A 3D fantasy arcade style side scrolling platform MMORPG. Dragonica is more towards the cute side of games and will definitely appeal to many of the girls that are into gaming, be it hardcore or casual. *Wonder why didn't I know any... Where are those girls?? T.T Dragonica have an initial of 4 jobs and they are (Drumroll please. xD): Warrior, Magician, Archer and Thief. These 4 jobs will be able to branch out to 8 different path at level 20 and will be having access to new skills focusing on the job's specialty.
Anyway, Dragonica is rich with contents. With another expansion just recently launched, it is sometimes not hard to confuse new players of Dragonica on what they are going to do next. Up till date, there is the dating system, housing system (Yeah! You get to have your own house in-game, which you can furnish it with furniture and invite your friends in to SHOW OFF. How cool is that? xD), pets, PvP, tons of set armors, tons of maps for you to go to, tons of Dungeons, combo system and much much more. And with promises like mounts and marriage system lineup, the future of Dragonica certainly looks bright! ^^ Meanwhile, for those that wants to know, Dragonica has lots of quests too, daily quests, guild quests and story quests. Still, nothings beats the grinding of dungeons for leveling~ xD And with dungeons grinding, comes party. Hence, you do not need to be afraid of being lonely~~ Being friendless in the game is fine too as there are bound to be someone looking to enter the dungeon regardless of what their purpose is.
The current level is capped at 70. So if the above description of the game interest you, come join me by clicking here~ Players from ANY (I think... :p) countries are welcome. xD Oh, did I mentioned that its F2P? ^^ Before going, let me treat you to more in-game screenshots and a video.
Ciaossu~ ^^
Thursday, May 27, 2010
How to walk your dog
Dogs, like any other animals need exercise to keep themselves active and healthy. So like the responsible owner you are, you need to walk your dog every now and then. So how do you do it properly? Well, look no further, follow the steps below and you are good to go~ xD
1. Get a dog strap.
2. Strapped it at the dog neck.
3 Do not do it too tight.
4. Tie it to a scooter.
5. Drag it to anywhere you want to go.
See below picture for more information:
O.O Can someone just tell me WHAT THE HELL is that? Damn these idiots! Just what do they think they are doing? Seeing that, I do not even care if it is a dog or some other animals. All living things should be respected since they have a life, just like that bastard that is dragging it. How about I drag that retard around like that instead? I really feel like giving that guy a punch up his ass so hard that he feels like he is a freaking human puppet. >.<
Damn, I need to cool down. Until then. Ciaossu~ T.T
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Aika Online: Guild Forum is up~ ^^
Hey ho hello! Woot~ The long awaited guild forum is finally out~!! xD Do not need to rush it ladies, there is plenty of space for everyone. Equipped with the latest technology one could ever find and whatever you will need in a forum, this is definitely one forum you must go to. ^^ Fret not, although it is called a guild forum but it is definitely open to the public. What this means is, beside the forum, any Tom, Dick, Henry, Harry, Hairy, Barry, Barely, Tally... You get the message. EVERYONE is welcome to join~! xD Just head over there, register and you are ready to post everything and anything you want! And yes, how could I forget about the most important thing. The forum link!! Click here to that warp to the place of your wildest dreams! xD Looking forward to see you there hanging around~ Ciaossu~ ^^
*The above is purely advertising gimmick. The forum is just new and is still undergoing constant reconstruction. Do not be afraid to post any constructive feedback that you have though. xD
Cabal
The game is currently maxed capped at level 170 and offers a good mixture of questing and grinding. However, for some reason, I do feel that the grinding part in the game is alot better when compared to other MMORPG.
This game is definitely cater to players that love PvP. There are enough maps, however, they are not that huge which guarantees LOTS of opportunity for you to run into players of the other nation. *Aww, don't be sad, PvE lovers~ The developers love you guys too. That is why there are CareBear channels JUST for you. PvP or PK is a strict no no there, so just chill, ya? xD There is also large scale battle of 100v100 nation war available. But that only comes at certain time slot and is categorized by levels. Too bad to those that likes to bully, ya?~ :p
Below are some screenshots I had from the game.
From the above pictures, I am sure you are able to tell that there are mount systems and pet systems in the game. And these features are made readily to the players... provide you show them the money, of course~ It is a typical F2P MMORPG afterall and 'No money, no talk' just happens to be their motto~ xDD
Lets watch some videos, shall we? Err, I meant A video. Hehe.
One thing though, the higher level dungeons in the game are hard! So if all the above mentioned interest you and you like challenging dungeons, I will see you in game~ Till next time. Ciaossu~ ^^
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Aika Online: War 101
Often, you will hear the word "Rift" during a War/ raid/ nation defense. So what exactly is a "Rift"? See below~
This is the "Rift". It is the only place where players can access to the other nations in Aika. Hence, a battle will MOSTLY start or end near the Rift.
Now that we are done with the "Rift", let's go further. Most of the time, you will be somewhere or anywhere EXCEPT the "Rift". Well, most of the time, unless you are some bored dude with max or near to max level there standing telling others you are guarding the nation in fact you really are just AFK or chatting. :p So what happen is, those bored dudes will be one of the earliest to spot if there are players from other nation entering your own nation and they will alert the whole nation via channel chat. Once it is verified that your nation is under attack, you will most likely see a nation chat. A nation is red in color, seen on both channel (PvP & PvE) and appears in the middle of your screen~ Ok, not really middle. =.=;; It is kinda middle top. Anyway, see below for a clearer picture how it looks like.
Ok. Upon seeing the big red words, being the ever patriotic citizen you are (yeah, right. :p), you will want to rush to defend whatever is being attacked in your nation. Before you get all hot blooded by the hungry raid of the opposing nation; calm down, take a breather and try to catch more instructions that will soon be coming. Most probably, all the citizens will be asked to gather at the pass to intercept the raiders. Which will end like the below. :)
This is where everyone will cramped together waiting for the enemy to escape. The reason is simple, it is tight and there are NPC guards there. The most favorable ground for defense. War, it is all about tactics. ;p So once you are there, you request for a party and then form a raid. A full raid = four parties, just in case you are wondering, smartypants. :p Anyway, once you get into a party, try to form up a raid party. Only the party leader can do that though and they must be within sight of each other. So take note~ xD Forming a raid party is good so that the clerics can heal everyone. So try to form party and raid as often as you can. :) - Good tip~ xD
The above is mainly talking about defense. It applies the same when you go to other nation to raid them of their Relic (For more information about relic, click here. Opps sorry, the link is not up yet, will update when it is done~ xDD ).
Arghh, stop interrupting. Let me go on. :p So, your duty is to protect the Relic carrier. Unless, if YOU happens to the be Relic carrier, of course. How do you know who is the Relic carrier? The Relic carrier will glow like the one below~
The raid is consider over either 1. Everyone got wiped out OR 2. the Relic get placed in the temple of your/ ally temple. To steal the Relic from the desire temple, attack the three green crystal you see in the picture and the purple core will open up. Then it is Relic for the taking~ xD
*Do take note, Relic take 6 hours to unbound after placing in a temple. So the Relic cannot be stolen before that.
This is a long post. Gonna stop here. Ciaossu~ ^^
Monday, May 17, 2010
Aika Online: First Expansion~
This basically means a few things, increased in the level cap(Lvl 51 - lvl 70, I guess.), Tier 4 skills for all classes, new armors, new map (Ashwood), new dungeon, new mobs, new quests, new weapons and new.. Hey, are you still expecting more?? Don't be greedy PLEASE. >.< But this should not be end of the list. Who does not want to have more contents anyway. :P
Rawr~ Time for Pran buffet!
Ashwood Temple, here I come~~ ^^
You are still here?? What are you waiting for? Go and grind, dude! xD Ciaossu~ ^^
My Wish List~ xD
The above is Honda CBR 600RR Fireblade 2009 edition. Why am I talking about this? Well, first of all, I simply adore sport bikes. And this one? It is my DREAM bike. xD
Often people asked: "Why a 600cc bike and not a 1000cc bike?"
In my humble opinion, I feel that a 600cc is easier to control and it already have enough power to allow me accelerate fast enough to overtake other cruising vehicles travelling on road as and when I like it. xD Hence, I do not see a need for me to get a 1000cc and probably the fact that it is more expensive. :p
Lets see what the bike is made of on paper (2010 edition):
Model: CBR600RR / CBR600RR C-ABS
Engine Type: 599cc liquid-cooled inline four-cylinder
Bore and Stroke: 67mm x 42.5mm
Compression Ratio: 12.2:1
Valve Train: DOHC; four valves per cylinder
Induction: Dual Stage Fuel Injection (DSFI) with 40mm throttle bodies, Denso 12-hole injectors
Ignition: Computer-controlled digital transistorized with 3-D mapping
Transmission: Close-ratio six-speed
Final Drive: #525 O-ring chain
Suspension Front: 41mm inverted HMAS cartridge fork with spring preload, rebound and compression damping adjustability; 4.7 inches travel
Rear: Unit Pro-Link HMAS single shock with spring preload, rebound and compression damping adjustability; 5.1 inches travel
Brakes Front: Dual radial-mounted four-piston calipers with 310mm discs
Rear: Single 220mm disc; Honda Combined ABS
Tires Front: 120/70ZR-17 radial
Rear: 180/55ZR-17 radial
Wheelbase: 53.9 inchesRake: 23.5o
Trail: 97.7mm (3.9 inches)
Seat Height: 32.3 inches
Fuel Capacity: 4.8 gallons, including 0.9-gallon reserve
Colors: CBR600RR: Pearl Orange/Black, Leyla
CBR600RR C-ABS: Red/Black
Curb Weight*: 410 pounds (CBR600RR) / 432 pounds (CBR600RR C-ABS)
*Full tank
The 2009 and 2010 edition both look equally smexy and they are equipped with Combined-ABS. Well, you can choose not to have the Combined-ABS but, I am definitely going for the Combined-ABS just for boosting sake~! xD Actually, just the looks alone already make them a MUST-HAVE for me. xD
For those that are interested in the difference C-ABS makes to the bike, here is a video about it:
Now since you are already done with the videos, let me bring you to the final part of the post. Peektures TIME! ^^
Well, after looking at all these, don't you think that the bike is so lovely too?? Say YES!!! So I believe you should already understand why it is my dream bike. AND SO, if you can help out, why not help me out by donating to me? No amount is too little and any amount will be greatly appreciated by me and my family~ :p
And for your convience, I have added the donation box below. Please feel free to use it. THANK YOU VERY MUCH IN ADVANCE. xDD Ciaossu~ ^^
Psst.. Click it, you know you want to chip in too. xD
Battle of the Immortals
Battle of the Immortals is a 2.5D fantasy MMO that just released not too long ago. Not sure about you guys but I feel that the graphics look a little like Diablo 2 and it attracts me a little. I was thinking about whether to play this and did some search on it. Thought of sharing with you guys. xD
Here is the story behind the game:
Anyway, here are some of the advertised features. I will be just highlighting some of them though. For more details, you can always refer to the website here.
5 classes - Magus, Heretic, Berzerker, Slayer, Champion.
PVP
Mounts
Pets
Crusade Orders
Dungeons
Marriage O.O
Transformation
Classes
Magus - A magic user. Wizard, magician, Dumbledore or Harry Potter if you want to call it. But you get the message. xD
Heretic - Cleric. Nuff said.
Berzerker - Warriors. Melee and sub tank characters.
Slayer - Melee DPS. Speed and criticals define this class.
Champion - Last but not least, the infamous tank~! xD
Mounts
Mounts are, well, mounts! xD However, I have to say that Battle of the Immortals does features some really nice mounts.
Pets
Beside mounts, Battle of the Immortals also integrate some Pokemon action. Having a pet in Battle of the Immortals REALLY does make a difference in your battle. So start practising your shout of "XXXX, I choose youuuuuuuuuu!" now. xD
Marriage
It is actually a mini game of Battle of the Immortals, I say. You have all the courting session before being able to get married. And the developers have actually make it possible to let you have a venue to host your wedding party for the more extravagant. xD Do remember to reserve the place to avoid disappointment though. ^^
Being a married couple allows you to learn new skills which you will not be able to get it otherwise. And if any of you are wondering, yes, you CAN divorce too + it comes at a price. So think twice. I wonder if there is any counseling session available. :p
And I want to kiss the bride, err, I meant YOU may kiss the bride. xD
Before I end this, here is a video on the gameplay:
Oh right, before I forgot, this version seems to have block players in the Philippines and Malaysia or so I heard. The Malaysians seems to be under China's version which is in well, chinese. Good luck to malays. :p Ciaossu~ ^^
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Ace Online
If you like travelling at 500m/s - in the air! Then look no more, this is the game for you. For you will be piloting some of the fastest aircraft around. Featuring tons of aerial combat, you will no doubt be hook on to the game in no time with the fast pace action available. And if you think that you are plainly going to combat against other similar aircrafts, that is where you are wrong. There will be huge wars with you fighting (yes) similar aircrafts and (YES!) motherships!
I will stop short today and let the below video do the talking.
All right, are you all hype and ready to play this game yet? xD Click here to register. If by any weird chance you are still not... Please watch it again~! :p Oh, and one more thing, the link for this game here is not for Europeans, unfortunately and those with a faint heart(No link between them? Whatever..).
Ciaossu~ ^^
Tweet!
WTF, you guys are RETARDS. Sick bastards, that is what you are. How could you even imagine something like that? Damn man! And oh you, yea you, I see you are still giggling. Stop laughing already! What an Ass****! :p
Anyway, I mentioned their bathing session and was lucky enough to have film it down once. So watch it if you guys are interested to see how birds bath. xD They are really adorable. ^^ And NO, I am not talking about the flight training! Geez, what is wrong with the people nowadays? >.<
I will to apologise for the low video quality and it actually took them so long to start bathing. You see, they were kinda shy and when they saw me holding onto a small black box over their head, they didn't really sure they want to do this for free... So, they are a pair, the yellow one is a male and the green one is a female. If you actually notice, the female one gets to do whatever she wants in the relationship and male is quite afraid of her. Now, that is what is called 'henpeck'. xD Hahahaha. Henpeck! Got it?? =.=;; No? Nevermind...
This is what she looks like after the bath. Most adorable, isn't she? ^^ Here are some photos I have left, the rest was lost when I misplaced my memory card. T.T
~.~ Ok, this is kinda embarrassing. After making you guys scroll all the way down here. This is the ONLY other photo I have left. T.T
Very sorry for this. Anyway, hope you guys enjoyed it. Ciaossu~ ^^
Disclaimer: No animals were hurt in the production of this blog. Any similarity to anyone or anything is purely coincidental and the trees in the Amazon are very tall.
Monday, May 10, 2010
Aika Online: Dual Gunner 101
That being said, let me welcome you to the first post of the 101 series. *Clap clap clap~ xD
A Dual Gunner, often known as damage dealers. Your main role in a party would be to dish out large amount damage in a short time and to DO that, you rely on your equipments and skills greatly. (erm.. of course, when I say skills, it refers to BOTH Dual Gunner skills and the PLAYER skills. :p) Dual Gunners have a bunch of skills like the other classes. And below, I will highlight the skills that are more important to a damage dealing Dual Gunner, in my HUMBLE opinion, of course. :)
1. Poison Ivy.
One of the first skill you can get (Lvl 4). You should at least put ONE skill point here. This is a fairly handy skill as it allows you to root the target and stop it from moving. Trying to escape from enemy? Root it! Trying to STOP enemy escaping? Root it! Trying to prevent mobs from attacking your Cleric from melee mobs? Root it! Ok, you get the message... xD What? Yer asking how long the root last? Well, the higher you upgrade it, the longer it last. Huh? Yer didnt know skills can be upgraded? Noooooooob! :p
Ok, let's ignore the noob and move on. xD
2. Full Auto
You get this at level 12 and it will be one of your most used skill in a while. Basically, this skill let you unleash 10 bullets in a SECOND! Wooot!!!! Nothing to be happy about, thats a gimmick actually. =.=;; Because, the damage of your skill depends on the skill level, not the damage per bullet. Anyway, max it!
3. Maelstrom
You get this at level 19. Now, this black cloud of smoke is no joke. Although it is not a damage skill strictly speaking, its so call a damage enhancing skill. And it enhances your damage GREATLY! Upon the use of this skill, a certian amount of damage will be added everytime you attack your target - up to 10 times OR within 10 seconds. And guess what, Maelstrom treat Full Auto as ONE attack! How cool is that? xD
~.~ Huh? Yer don't get it? Ok, fine. I will explain further. Remember the gimmick I mentioned earlier? Full Auto fires 10 bullets in a second? Yup, you got that. Each bullet fire from Full Auto will have the addition damage and yet Maelstrom took it as one attack.
Example:
Let's just put it that you have a level 1 Maelstrom which deal additional 26 damage per attack. After you Maelstrom your target, you fire 10 normal attacks. The damage that you deal will be as below.
10 normal attacks + 10 x 26 = 10 normal attacks + 260 damage.
Now lets incorporate Full Auto into Maelstrom with 9 normal attacks.
(9 normal attacks + 9 x 26) + Full Auto (10 bullets + 10 x 26) = 9 normal attacks + Full Auto + 494 damage.
Can you see how much difference it is now? And it just get better at higher levels. So, max it. Next please! xD
4. Crossfire
*Please do not mind all chats in the above pictures as they are all purely fictional~ xD
Your first and only AOE skill for a very long time to go. You get it at level 32. Using this let you fire 8 bullets at EVERY target within 5 meters from you! And similar to Full Auto, the 8 bullets is a gimmick too. =.=;; But WAIT! That means that it works the same way as Full Auto in Maelstrom too! Thats right, little buddy~ You are getting better now. xD
Basically, a simple Maelstrom + Full Auto + Crossfire + 8 normal attacks combo deals HUGE damage! How much exactly? Hahaha. Calculate yourself, thank you. I am too lazy to do the whole fomula thingy now. :p
PS: Max it too please. xD
Well, there are still some more pretty cool skills for Dual Gunner. However, since they are all kinda self-explanatory, I will not go through them. Unless there are request for them. Hehe.
So now, lets look at the skills that YOURS TRULY have choosen for Dual Gunner, shall we? Those skills that I put only 1 point on them means they are handy to use but i do not see the point in upgrading them further. And of course, those are by no means the BEST build, just best IN MY humble opinion only. xD
Click here to see them.
Ciaossu for now. ^^
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Blade and Soul
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Continent of the Ninth
Its been said: A picture paints a thousand words. What about a video then?? So, watch it first. :)
This video is about the MMO, Continent of the Ninth a.k.a C9 Online. It is a 3D fantasy action MMORPG. The class of the guy playing is an Assassin (Most probably :p) and he is PKing the players of a dungeon. Confusing? From what I know, when players choose to enter a dungeon in the game, they are able to choose if they allow other players to enter and raid their dungeon. What is the benefit of this? Unfortunately I have no much about it yet. However, what I really want to point out is the gameplay. Players no longer just point and click the target then press the skill button on their keyboard for one million six hundred and fifty eight thousand times till EITHER the destruction of their 1. target or 2. the keyboard =.=;;. Instead, the player will need to face their target and unleash their skills in hack and slash game style, which I personally will think provide more entertainment, compare to just click and press press press press press press......
Anyway, this is no doubt a game to be waiting for. It is Free to Play and currently its in Open Beta in Korea. So, lets cross our fingers and wait for it to be out in English really soon, ya?
PS: Leave me any comments or let me know if I got any facts wrong. Ciaossu~
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Food for thought... c",)
All righty. Got a request from the young lady over there >.> for this post. So pay attention and listen to what I have got to say below:
If you have ever come/came/coming to Kuala Lumpur and you like to eat delicious food and/ or simply have NO idea where to look for them, then look no further. Please allow me to introduce this somewhat new yet predicted to have immerse potential food blog~~!!!
(Drum roll pl0x~ xD) http://cheryllee0708.blogspot.com/
This blog albeit new (for now) is no doubt going to be YOUR one stop food blog if you looking for great tasting food in Kuala Lumpur (some said WHOLE of Malaysia!! :p) The blog has/ will consist of locations, reviews of famous food stalls, recipes and BOOKS + Movies (??) =.=;; err,, well, HOW COOL IS THAT????? xD
Anyway, just visit it... Ciaossu~ ^^
Aika Online
Game that I am currently playing. Yup, that is my character in the picture!
Published by Gpotatos, Aika Online is a 3D fantasy MMORPG game that is heavily focus on PVP. Boosting 6 playable classes, 5 Nations, Mounts (The bike I am riding on! ^^) @ level 40, 35702987+ different monsters [just some random figures~ :p], alliances between 2 Nations, A unique 'pran' system (that cute little girl behind me) PLUS not forgetting about Battlegrounds, Castle Seiges, Altar War, 1000 vs 1000 Nation Wars, one can already guess how PVP action packed it will be! However, for those of you that are a little shy to PVP or you simply enjoy whooping the ass of those nasty monsters ONLY, fret not! Because, there is a PVE ONLY server created JUST for people like you! But still, that does not stop some idiotic morons that is the same nation as you from PKing you. :( Do not need to worry though, just give a shout if it happens and most likely you will see a couple of (bored)Heros coming your way to help you out if you are not able to deal with the PKer yourself.
And soooooooooooooooooo, what are YOU waiting for? You can get more information and download the game from here. Unfortunately, this is for NA players only... :(
Anyway, hope to see you in the game. Be it friends or foes. xD
Side Note: I am the Guild Master of Fairytail in the Nation called Lenaria. Do send me a PM if you are in the same Nation and want to join my guild or need any assistance. I will be glad to help out in any way I can. xD Ciaossu~ ^^