A day of a monk...

Oh, a fainted and excited monk. Wait... Excited? ~.~

A poor 65 years old Buddhist monk in Thailand was found lying unconscious in the wilderness near the monastery which he was living in. Beside him was a 3 - 4 years old female pregnant dog tied to a tree. O.o Holy shit, was the poor monk being attacked by the dog? Or was he scared out of his daylights because he saw a dog tied there in the wilderness? Or maybe he just fainted due to hydration while walking there and the dog just happens to be nearby? Nevertheless, investigation was made to uncover the truth.

Initial results shows that the monk is not harmed in any way. Phew, what a relief~ Next, what about that dog? What is she doing there? Apparently, the dog just had sex. Hmm... Now there, please do not assumed that the monk fainted when he saw the sex scene the female dog had. Because, the one that fuckED the dog is none other than that pretentious holy bastard!!

Guess what, that monk ended his vows of chastity during his sexual experience with that dog and got overly excited, he fainted. (Double facepalm, anyone?). Traces of the monk semen was found at the genitals of the dog and the cloths of the monk. And to make things worst (or better), he actually has got lubricant prepared (He is one VERY considerate man indeed. If ONLY he is not a monk AND the partner is not a DOG!). Oh wait, that was the washing detergent from the kitchen of the monastery used as makeshift lubricant. =.=;; Seriously, this is really WTF. Actually, the whole thing is WTF.

Damn man, of all types of people in the world, why has it got to be a monk? I am seriously speechless. And I wonder what is the thought of the Abbot of the monastery.

Oh, did I mentioned that the dog was pregnant? Now, it makes me wonder who the dad of the pups would be? Huh? Nooooooooooo. *Puke

Ciaossu~